Things my children have done between 7:15 and 8:00 am when I am in the garage on the treadmill and their father is sleeping:
(part one)
Opened the door to a complete stranger.
Opened the door to the garage naked.
Opened the door to the garage naked with underwear on their heads.
Poured milk all over the floor.
Covered themselves, the floor, the toddler bed, and the dogs with spray-on sunscreen